
Peak
21
Weeks
29
Score
3,012
Chart Year
1958
The "Colonel Bogey March" is a British march composed in 1914 by Lieutenant Kenneth J. Alford (1881–1945), a British Army bandmaster who later became the Director of Music of the Royal Marines at Plymouth. The melody is often whistled. During the Second World War, British soldiers sang the lyrics "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" to accompany the tune. The march first appeared in film in 1938 when it was hummed by Michael Redgrave in Alfred Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes. For David Lean's 1957 film The Bridge on the River Kwai, set during World War II, English composer Malcolm Arnold added an orchestral march, which he titled "The River Kwai March", to accompany the Colonel Bogey march. Empire magazine included the melody in its list of 25 of Cinema's Catchiest Earworms English composer Malcolm Arnold added a counter-march, which he titled "The River Kwai March", for the 1957 dramatic film The Bridge on the River Kwai, set during World War II. The two marches were recorded together by Mitch Miller as "March from the River Kwai – Colonel Bogey" and it reached #20 in the US in 1958. The Arnold march forms part of the orchestral concert suite made of the Arnold film score by Christopher Palmer published by Novello & Co in London. On account of the movie, the "Colonel Bogey March" is often miscredited as the "River Kwai March". While Arnold did use "Colonel Bogey" in his score for the movie, it was only the first theme and a bit of the second theme of "Colonel Bogey", whistled unaccompanied by the British prisoners several times as they marched into the prison camp. The British actor Percy Herbert, who appeared in The Bridge on the River Kwai, suggested the use of the song in the movie. According to Kevin Brownlow's interviews with the film's director David Lean, it was actually Lean who knew of the song and fought during the screenwriting process to have it whistled by the troops. He realized it had to be whistled rather than sung because the World War II-era lyrics (see "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball") were racy and would not get past the censors. Percy Herbert was used as a consultant on the film because he had first-hand experience of Japanese POW camps; he was paid an extra £5 per week by Lean. Since the movie depicted prisoners of war held under inhumane conditions by the Japanese, Canadian officials were embarrassed in May 1980, when a military band played "Colonel Bogey" during a visit to Ottawa by Japanese prime minister Masayoshi Ōhira
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| Week | Chart Date | Position | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jan 13, 1958 | 60 | 66 |
| 2 | Jan 20, 1958 | 47 | 79 |
| 3 | Jan 27, 1958 | 46 | 80 |
| 4 | Feb 3, 1958 | 44 | 82 |
| 5 | Feb 10, 1958 | 36 | 90 |
| 6 | Feb 17, 1958 | 24 | 102 |
| 7 | Feb 24, 1958 | 21 | 105 |
| 8 | Mar 3, 1958 | 27 | 99 |
| 9 | Mar 10, 1958 | 46 | 80 |
| 10 | Mar 17, 1958 | 44 | 82 |
| 11 | Mar 24, 1958 | 40 | 86 |
| 12 | Mar 31, 1958 | 38 | 88 |
| 13 | Apr 7, 1958 | 34 | 92 |
| 14 | Apr 14, 1958 | 31 | 95 |
| 15 | Apr 21, 1958 | 22 | 104 |
| 16 | Apr 28, 1958 | 24 | 102 |
| 17 | May 5, 1958 | 39 | 87 |
| 18 | May 12, 1958 | 59 | 67 |
| 19 | May 19, 1958 | 53 | 73 |
| 20 | May 26, 1958 | 50 | 76 |