Peak
42
Weeks
6
Score
501
Chart Year
1972
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Manfred Mann vocalist Mike D'Abo wrote this song in 1967 about the futility of fashion ("glad rags" are stylish clothes) and the irrelevance of outward appearances. The same year, it was recorded by Chris Farlowe, who took it to #33 in the UK. Then, a little-known Rod Stewart covered it on his 1969 debut album An Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down. In 1971, a recording by the American jazz-rock group Chase reached #84 in the US. By 1972, Rod Stewart was famous thanks to his hit "Maggie May," so his version of "Handbags And Gladrags" was issued as a single and charted at #42. Other versions followed, most successfully by The Stereophonics, whose version peaked at #4 in the UK in 2001. D'Abo's own version appeared on his solo album D'Abo, released in 1970. The Stereophonics version is often mistaken for the one used a few months later in 2001 as the theme to the BBC comedy The Office. It was British composer George Webley, aka "Big George," who arranged this version with vocals from Fin, lead singer of the metal band Waysted. Big George was at one time the bassist for the R&B group Q Tips, and Fin was for a time their vocalist, replacing Paul Young, who later found fame in the 1980s with recordings such as "Everytime You Go Away." In an interview with getreadytorock.com, Fin explained how he came to record "Handbags And Gladrags" for The Office: "My best buddy is a top musicologist, DJ, composer (he wrote the theme tune for Have I Got News For You), arranger, etc. His name is Big George, and I've worked on a few projects with him, (for example "Well It's Alright," which was a re-working of the Traveling Wilburys tune, for the final episode of One Foot In The Grave). So, it was the same team as usual who worked on the theme-tune to The Office. No one was to know just how successful it was to become." Mike D'Abo was recruited by Manfred Mann in 1966 when their original singer Paul Jones turned solo. The band already had much chart success and went on to have nine more British hits with D'Abo at the helm, including the Dylan cover "The Mighty Quinn," which topped the British charts and reached the American Top 10. He also dreamed up the Cadbury's fudge jingle: "A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat," which was well known in Britain in the 1980s and early '90s. In a letter written to Kelly Jones of The Stereophonics, which can be found on themanfreds.com, Mike D'Abo revealed how Rod Stewart came to record his version: "I was lead singer with Manfred Mann at the time and was getting frustrated with the material we were recording. Since I was writing a lot of songs, I offered my services as writer/producer to Andrew Oldham, who had just started up Immediate Records. He put me together with Chris Farlowe, and in 1967 I produced and arranged the first version of the song. Andrew also put me together with Rod who wanted to record the song as well. Unfortunately, since I had promised it to Chris, Rod had to settle for another of my songs, "Little Miss Understood," which was released in 1968. Rod made me promise to let him record H&G once he got himself an album deal (his deal with Immediate was for singles only). In 1969 he knocked on my door saying he had secured an album deal with Mercury Records, and could he now record H&G? Also, could I play piano and come up with a woodwind arrangement? This session came together at very short notice, with (what subsequently became) The Faces as the rhythm section. Little was known of Rod at the time. This was a year before the success of "Maggie May." It took a while for Rod Stewart to warm to this song. He didn't play it live until 1993, when he popped it into the setlist for his A Night To Remember - Unplugged And More tour. After The Office went on the air in 2001 with "Handbags And Gladrags" as the theme song, he sang it at most of his concerts. In 1989, Stewart wrote about the song in his Storyteller compilation: "I've been asked to sing this one in performance by many people (four, to be exact) and am giving it great thought and consideration."
Ever seen a blind man cross the road Trying to make the other side Ever seen a young girl growing old Trying to make herself a bride So what becomes of you my love When they have finally stripped you of The handbags and the gladrags That your Grandad had to sweat so you could buy Baby Once I was a young man And all I thought I had to do was smile You are still a young girl And you bought everything in style Listen But once you think you're in you're out Cause you don't mean a single thing without The handbags and the gladrags That your Grandad had to sweat so you could buy Sing a song of six-pence for your sake And take a bottle full of rye Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake And bake them all in a pie They told me you missed school today So what I suggest you just throw them all away The handbags and the gladrags That your poor old Granddad had to sweat to buy They told me you missed school today So I suggest you just throw them all away The handbags and the gladrags That your poor old Granddad had to sweat to buy ya
| Week | Chart Date | Position | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Feb 12, 1972 | 80 | 46 |
| 2 | Feb 19, 1972 | 56 | 70 |
| 3 | Feb 26, 1972 | 46 | 80 |
| 4 | Mar 4, 1972 | 44 | 82 |
| 5 | Mar 11, 1972 | 42 | 84 |
| 6 | Mar 18, 1972 | 46 | 80 |