Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

Album

Partners in Crime

Label

Infinity Records

Genre

Soft Rock

Composer(s)

Rupert Holmes

Entered Chart

Oct 20, 1979

Peak Date

Dec 22, 1979

Released

October 1979[1] Recorded 1979

Recorded

Unknown

Catalog #

Infinity 50035

B-Side

Drop It

Rupert Holmes has written several Broadway plays, including Say Goodnight, Gracie and The Mystery Of Edwin Drood. He has written songs that have been performed by Barbra Streisand, Judy Collins, and Britney Spears. He created a television series called Remember WENN and wrote a novel called Where The Truth Lies. His works have won Tonys, Emmys, and Edgars. Despite all this, he is best known for this song. In an interview with Holmes, he told Songfacts, "I have a feeling that if I saved an entire orphanage from a fire and carried the last child out on my shoulders, as I stood there charred and smoking, they'd say, 'Aren't you the guy who wrote the piña colada song?' It's tough when you have this one thing that pulls focus from all these other things that you've done, yet every songwriter lives to have a song that most everybody knows." This began as a song called "People Need Other People," which Holmes wrote years earlier for his own amusement. For his fifth album, he needed an uptempo song to balance out the ballads, so he decided to record "Escape." In his Songfacts interview, Rupert described how they recorded it: "The drummer, Leo Adamian, suggested we have two drummers on the session because it was an interesting beat that was hard to pull off with one drummer alone. We got the second drummer and we did one take of the tune. It had some very interesting chord changes and changed key several times, and I'm singing away this lyric, 'people need other people.' We go in to hear back the first take and we listen to the cut, and I say 'you know, we can definitely do better than this,' and I look and I see that the second drummer was unconscious from having too much fun. We were able to wake him up and get him into a taxi, and that was that, we weren't going to record any more of that track. I figured I'd just put the song away - I wasn't that crazy about the lyric anyway. Then I found that I really desperately needed another uptempo song on the album and the budget was getting low and I wasn't sure what to do. That's when we did something that now is pretty commonplace but was pretty unusual at the time - we did a very primitive version of sampling. I found there were 16 bars of music on that first take that were very tight, everybody was in a very nice groove on it. So we duplicated those 16 bars onto another multitrack master over and over again and edited them all together. I think there were 60 edits to make up a reel that was 5-minutes long of this 16-bar vamp. I went through a million lyrics in my head. I wrote one song that went, 'That's the law of the jungle in the school of the street, you get out of the kitchen if you can't take the heat.' I thought it sounded too much like a Billy Joel song. I wrote another one: 'Everyone needs a victim, I believe you will find, when you're cruel to another, when you're cruel to be kind.' Right as I did that, I remembered there was a hit record out called 'Cruel To Be Kind,' so I couldn't use that. Now it's the day before the last scheduled day of recording and I have no lyrics. Because the song is just this steady vamp, I realized that I've got to make the lyrics the focal point of the song because the music is repetitive. I was in my apartment and there was a copy of The Village Voice. Sometimes I look at personal columns to get ideas for songs because people fascinate me. I saw this ad that a woman had placed in which she described herself in such glowing terms that I thought to myself, 'Why on earth, if you're this wonderful, do you need to place an ad in the personal columns?' Trying not to be cynical, I thought, 'Let's be fair, maybe she's just looking for an adventure. Maybe she is as wonderful as she says, but she likes the idea of meeting a stranger and seeing what fate has in store for them. She wants something out of the ordinary.' Then I thought to myself, 'What would happen if I answered this ad,' and I thought, 'With my stupid luck, I would answer the ad and find out it had been placed by the woman I was living with, never realizing that she was bored with me. The story sort of took hold of my mind. People always ask me if it was based on something true, and I know they would love to know it was based on a true incident, but it wasn't, it was based on the 'What If' scenario that I conjured up in my mind that evening." The original lyric was: If you like Humphrey Bogart And getting caught in the rain Rupert used a lot of movie references on his previous albums, so he decided to try something else. "I thought, 'What can I substitute?', he told Songfacts. "Well, this woman wants an escape, like she wants to go on vacation to the islands. When you go on vacation to the islands, when you sit on the beach and someone asks you if you'd like a drink, you never order a Budweiser, you don't have a beer. You're on vacation, you want a drink in a hollowed-out pineapple with the flags of all nations and a long straw. I thought, 'Let's see, there's daiquiri, mai tai, piña colada - I wonder what a piña colada tastes like, I've never even had one.' I thought that instead of singing 'If you like Humphrey Bogart,' with the emphasis on 'like,' I could start it a syllable earlier and go, 'If you like Piñ-a Coladas.'" When Rupert recorded the vocal, he did it just once as a scratch track for his lead guitarist, Dean Bailen. He also ad-libbed a harmony track a third above himself on the chorus, then left the song and came back the next day to record the proper vocal. When he came back to do the perfect vocal, he could not get the energy, excitement and enthusiasm he had singing it that one time straight through. Rupert explained: "I said, 'These other vocals are more correct, but they're not as much fun. I was having fun when I sang that through. I was kind of making up the phrasing as I sang it and it had more spontaneity, more energy.' Jim Boyer, who was doing the album with me, agreed, and that became the vocal. When you hear 'The Piña Colada song,' the story was written the night before. The line, 'If you like piña coladas,' was invented about five minutes before I started actually singing, and the vocal you hear is the first time I ever sang the song, and that became the vocal you hear on the record." Rupert thought a song called "Him" should be the first single from the album, but the record label liked "Escape" and convinced him that they should release it first. They got it played on a radio station in Washington, and listeners started calling in to the station asking for it. The problem was that they were asking for "The Piña Colada Song," and the official title was "Escape." This hurt sales because people would ask for "that song about Piña Coladas" at record stores and the stores had no idea what they were talking about. The record label wanted to change the title to "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" and told Rupert it wouldn't sell if they didn't. Rupert replied, "I guess it's The Piña Colada Song." Talking about this song's quick rise to the top, Holmes said: "The record vaulted up the charts. WABC-AM, which never played anything until it was Top 5 everywhere else in the nation, played the record when it was #60 in Billboard with a bullet (meaning the song is rising in the chart). It was jumping sometimes 15, 20 points a week and by December of 1979 it was a #1 record, and it was also a #1 record in January of 1980, so I can honestly say that it was at the top of the Billboard charts for two decades without interruption." Before this became a hit, there weren't many places you could get a piña colada in the US. After, you could get piña coladas just about anywhere fruity drinks were served. Holmes is sometimes pegged as a one-hit wonder, even though "Him" made it to #6 in the US. He's OK with that, but would have made a few tweaks had he known the impact "Escape" would have. "If I had ever known that was going to be the song that I'd be most associated with, I might have had second thoughts about a lot of it," he told Songfacts. "It was never meant to be heard 100 million times, it was meant to be a little short story with a little wink at the end of it." This has been used or referred to in many movies and TV shows. Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate sing along to it in the 2002 movie The Sweetest Thing, and Homer Simpsons sings some of it in the "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday" episode of The Simpsons. In the 2008 Angelina Jolie movie Wanted, the song plays when she drives off from a daring escape. Nadine Sutherland sings it and Angela Bassett danced to "Piña Colada" in the 1998 film How Stella Got Her Groove Back, and Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman sing it together in the 2005 film Bewitched. Episode 7 of the 2019 Netflix series Living With Yourself is called "Piña Colada" and includes the song as a plot point. Other uses include the movies: Dirty Work (1998) The General's Daughter (1999) American Splendor (2003) Grown Ups (2010) The Sitter (2011) Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) And the TV shows: Will And Grace ("Ben? Her?" - 2000) ER ("Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic" - 2001) Six Feet Under ("The Eye Inside" - 2003) The Shield ("Playing Tight" - 2004) Veronica Mars ("My Big Fat Greek Rush Week" - 2006) True Blood (We'll Meet Again - 2012) Scorpion ("True Colors" - 2014) Jack Johnson recorded a version of this song that appears in the 2013 movie The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. The bar in this song is called O'Mally's. Holmes explained: "Everyone has in their mind what a bar called O'Mally's looks like. I have one in my mind and that's where it came from. There's an O'Mally's bar near where I live, but I didn't discover there was such a bar until after I'd written the song. It could have been O'Grady's. Everyone knows an Irish bar where people might meet each other, and I'd like to think that the one you envision is different than the one I envision. There was no specific O'Mally's." At the end of this song, the man answers the personal ad and discovers it was placed by his wife. When asked what happens to the couple, Rupert told us, "I like to think that they looked at each other with chagrin and realized that before either one of them runs off to find some fantasy that probably doesn't exist in reality, they might reinvestigate their own relationship because there's a lot there they haven't yet explored. I think it's a happy ending with a footnote. They both are a little shocked, but neither can point the finger too hard at the other because they both were willing to try a new relationship and happily, their possible indiscretion led them to each other again." The details of this song came true for a couple in Jordan who began trolling chat rooms independently, met and fell in love online, and when they finally met in real life, realized they were married to each other. Unlike in Rupert Holmes' scenario, this couple's experience ended in an acrimonious divorce. >> This was featured in a commercial for the US TV show American Idol which aired during the Super Bowl in 2008. In the ad, Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is in a locker room, and dreams of singing this song. His dream is interrupted by a custodian, who tells him: "I loved that song, until you ruined it." It featured in another celebrity-filled spot in 2016 when Spike Lee, Charles Barkley and Samuel L. Jackson sing it in a car as part of the Capitol One "The Road To The Final Four" campaign. Many discovered this song after it was featured in Guardians of the Galaxy in 2014 and included on the soundtrack, which went to #1 in America. The film is filled with '70s hits as part of a storyline where Chris Pratt's character listens to a tape his mom made for him (the Awesome Mix Vol. 1) over and over. Pratt had to listen to these songs repeatedly during the shoot; according to the film's director James Gunn, "The Piña Colada Song" is the only one he got sick of.

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read

"If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape"

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes, I like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape"

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you"
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"

"That you liked Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
You're the lady that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"

"If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape