Peak
42
Weeks
10
Score
744
Chart Year
1993
"Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings" is a song by American hip-hop artist LL Cool J, released alongside "Back Seat (of My Jeep)" as the joint second single from his fifth studio album, 14 Shots to the Dome (1993). The original version was produced by Marley Marl, though the more popular remix was produced by Easy Mo Bee. The song reached No. 2 on the Hot Rap Songs and No. 24 on the Hot R&B Songs charts.[1] The song's music video was directed by Brett Ratner.
he act of makin' love is Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings I'll take thirty electric chairs and put 'em in a classroom Thirty MC's and set 'em free from their doom Just like a tomahawk cuts through the wind when we begin The wheel of fortune, it spins Holdin', the rhythm like elastic moldin' Your whole body like plastic So why try to deny what you already know ya love Up above 'Cause the mania, hysteria in the streets While ya lovers gettin' merrier in the sheets I met this lady named sweet young thing and She gave me that feelin' that sunshine bring in Hoardable, sportable, totally affordable Silky smooth, voice was real audible I said your cool as Ice Cube-a She said, "You're that Public Enemy I seen on the tube-a." Nah, I'm like your Uncle, baby The style of your beautiful face drives me crazy Well can we do ya so Heavy, I'm D? She said, "You tried to play me like Big Daddy" I said, "I know your Tribe I Called and re-Quested For you to be manifested" She said, "You know the Same Gang and my Flava Unit too?" I said, "You only knew the certain things I wanna do, do you?" Rub ya down with warm Ice-T Make ya feel Brand Nubian instantly Boogie Down and check this Production Gimme them lips, they look good for suction She said, "Sweet Tee's cool with a little almond joy On the side just doin' the fly" You like pound cake? Come to my house Turn on the lights and see me on the couch I said, "You're jinglin', you're from around the way I like your earrings: two Ls, but anyway Your grand-daddy is here to spread cheer Somethin' nice and smooth with my tongue in your ear Give me a snack some salt and pepper on a burger Ice Cream Tea or if you prefer the Taste of honey Kid, ride in my Capri and That's the joint they got the real clear CD in She said, "Stars couldn't get me in a car I don't know what type of man ya are You might know karate, do me and get away I got a glimpse of your license plate, N-W-A" Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings She was chubby and ready to rock and Naughty By Nature and Part of my private stock and Ridin' in the relax Frame of mind and Hmm Hammer time' Incredible So edible And unforgettable Soft like a Q-Tip, I'd love to get with you 'Cause I'm the type of guy that got props due Feel it in mo and more Ugh When I get ready for a showcase Put together well I go deep and have an oil well, show and tell I said, "Yo-Yo! You're so intelligent And elegant." I neh never Run to be D with another MC I got what I want right in front of me I know a kid named K, he's a MD Last time I heard Yo, was gettin' real friendly Belly to belly and chest to chest Thigh by thigh, leg by leg and I guess Ain't no way to get ya out Your so caught up S-E-X-U-A-L - sort Of a freaky situation with a peppermint twist Ricky or Mike is next on the list Nastified and all-funkified Come on, come on, come on, ride Can you hear? Never fear What ya hear What ya hear Is it clear? Understand And love ya big dear And I will appear My dear With a beer And bags full of cheer And waterbed... yeah! 'Cause I rumble and groan She said, "You got to be bad to make the Monie moan." Ain't no reason to front On the way your life shown Booyaa! How I'm jumpin' your bones Like a Grandmaster in a Flash Put out your cigarette and rest your tired ash All I wanna do is make whoopie Your my pink cookie Not a wookie When you take it off, I'd love a lookie 'Cause I'mma mix it up toss style Peace out, you got the sexual profile Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings Pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin' crushed by buildings
| Week | Chart Date | Position | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jun 19, 1993 | 96 | 30 |
| 2 | Jun 26, 1993 | 58 | 68 |
| 3 | Jul 3, 1993 | 42 | 84 |
| 4 | Jul 10, 1993 | 48 | 78 |
| 5 | Jul 17, 1993 | 50 | 76 |
| 6 | Jul 24, 1993 | 47 | 79 |
| 7 | Jul 31, 1993 | 53 | 73 |
| 8 | Aug 7, 1993 | 56 | 70 |
| 9 | Aug 14, 1993 | 59 | 67 |
| 10 | Aug 21, 1993 | 66 | 60 |