
Peak
56
Weeks
19
Score
1,132
Chart Year
2023
"Nonsense" is a goofy song where Sabrina Carpenter loses control of her mouth and blabbers drivel whenever she's around her crush. Carpenter co-penned "Nonsense" with Nashville songwriter Steph Jones. The two also collaborated on the pop star's Singular: Act I singles "Almost Love" and "Sue Me," both of which topped the Billboard dance chart. Jones' other credits include Kelsea Ballerini's "Hole In The Bottle" and Little Big Town's "Over Drinking." Former One Direction songwriter Julian Bunetta produced the track. Carpenter recorded "Nonsense" for her album Emails I Can't Send. Though it was a fun track to write, she thought it was too ridiculous to make the final cut. "It's just the silliest song, and when we were writing it, I was like, 'It's never gonna be put out,'" she told Billboard. "At first I was like, 'It doesn't make sense with the album,' and then I kind of realized that there's a lot of dual feelings to heartbreak and grieving and moving on, and it can happy and sad and confident and insecure." The outro comprises comedic lyrics poking fun at the chorus. It ends with studio chatter and the sound of Carpenter and Jones laughing. "Basically, we were, like, we know the song is nonsense, we know the chorus, so we took a few of those lyrics that we love, that we were dying over, and we put them in the outro of the song," Carpenter explained on The Travils Mills Show. "It's cool that that kinda song was able to make it in the record, because I really think that also it shows my stupid sense of humor." Carpenter dropped a spicy, festive remix for the holiday season on December 7, 2022. "A Nonsense Christmas" finds the pop star putting a flirty Yuletide spin on the original song. Both tracks share the same beat and melody, but on the Christmas number, Carpenter takes on the persona of a vixen rather than an anxious blabbermouth. She spouts a stack of festive double-entendres as she tells her love interest that he tops her Christmas wish list.
No (La-la, la-la) da-ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah, uh, uh, uh, yeah) Think I only want one number in my phone I might change your contact to "don't leave me alone" You said you like my eyes and you like to make 'em roll Treat me like a queen, now you got me feelin' thrown, oh But I can't help myself When you get close to me Baby, my tongue goes numb Sounds like bleh, blah, blee I don't want no one else (don't want) Baby, I'm in too deep Here's a lil' song I wrote (a song I wrote) It's about you and me (me) I'll be honest Lookin' at you got me thinkin' nonsense Cartwheels in my stomach when you walk in And when you got your arms around me Ooh, it feels so good I had to jump the octave I think I got an ex but I forgot him And I can't find my chill, I must have lost it I don't even know I'm talkin' nonsense I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (ah) I'm talkin' all around clock I'm talkin' hope nobody knocks I'm talkin' opposite of soft I'm talkin' wild, wild thoughts You gotta keep up with me I got some young energy I caught the L-O-V-E How do you do this to me? But I can't help myself When you get close to me Baby, my tongue goes numb Sounds like blah, blah, bleh, blee I don't want no one else (don't want) Baby, I'm in too deep (too deep) Here's a lil' song I wrote (a song I wrote) It's about you and me I'll be honest (honest) Lookin' at you got me thinkin' nonsense Cartwheels in my stomach when you walk in (when you walk in) When you got your arms around me Ooh, it feels so good I had to hit the octave I think I got an ex but I forgot him And I can't find my chill, I must have lost it I don't even know I'm talkin' nonsense (oh) I'm talkin', I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (I'm talkin', I'm talkin' na-na-na) I'm talkin', I'm talkin' Blah, blah, blah, blah, uh-uh-uh-uh Ah I don't even know anymore (Oh) This song catchier than chickenpox is I bet your house is where my other sock is Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a pop hit How quickly can you take your clothes off pop quiz? That one's not gonna make it Most of these aren't gonna make
| Week | Chart Date | Position | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jan 28, 2023 | 75 | 51 |
| 2 | Feb 4, 2023 | 56 | 70 |
| 3 | Feb 11, 2023 | 72 | 54 |
| 4 | Feb 18, 2023 | 65 | 61 |
| 5 | Feb 25, 2023 | 68 | 58 |
| 6 | Mar 4, 2023 | 72 | 54 |
| 7 | Mar 11, 2023 | 75 | 51 |
| 8 | Mar 18, 2023 | 96 | 30 |
| 9 | Mar 25, 2023 | 78 | 48 |
| 10 | Apr 1, 2023 | 69 | 57 |
| 11 | Apr 8, 2023 | 62 | 64 |
| 12 | Apr 15, 2023 | 69 | 57 |
| 13 | Apr 22, 2023 | 68 | 58 |
| 14 | Apr 29, 2023 | 63 | 63 |
| 15 | May 6, 2023 | 63 | 63 |
| 16 | May 13, 2023 | 59 | 67 |
| 17 | May 20, 2023 | 60 | 66 |
| 18 | May 27, 2023 | 59 | 67 |
| 19 | Jun 3, 2023 | 78 | 48 |