
Peak
27
Weeks
5
Score
554
Chart Year
2025
"House Tour" is Sabrina Carpenter's double entendre pop metaphor for intimacy. The fast-moving synth-pop track is rife with winks and innuendos as she cheekily invites a date to explore her "first, second, third floor." The refrain is both about architectural design and, well, not about architectural design at all. The song is laced with playful warnings about boundaries ("never enter through the back door") and boasts about her space, which, conveniently, is not entirely fictional. Carpenter bought a $4.4 million Spanish Colonial in December 2023. It comes equipped with wide-plank oak floors, canyon views, vaulted ceilings, and a moody green dining room. When Carpenter sings about her "first, second, third floor," she's winking at the fact that her real-life house has three levels. When she insists the back door is off-limits, it echoes the property's garden-facing layout, where the front entrance makes the grand first impression. In short, "House Tour" is part disco flirtation, part HGTV special. The metaphor even spilled onto the stage: her Short n' Sweet world tour set was designed like a three-story house, complete with stairs, doors, and the uncanny feeling that at any moment a realtor might pop out with a clipboard. Carpenter wrote and produced the track with Jack Antonoff, John Ryan, and Amy Allen, her tight-knit team throughout Man's Best Friend. At a Spotify preview event, Sabrina recalled how it started as a joke: "We were like, 'What if we spend the next hour just trying s--t and seeing what sticks?' And we got the first little seed of 'House Tour' and we were like, 'That's the dumbest thing we've ever heard.' Then we went to dinner, came back, listened to it, and we were dancing all around the room." What began as a throwaway became one of her favorites; proof that sometimes the best ideas are the ones you almost abandon at the coat rack.
Take your shoes off Thank you for dinner, baby, I had a really great time I really loved the conversation and that your car self-drives The pineapple air freshener is my favorite kind Well, this is me, but if you have time Do you want the house tour? I could take you to the first, second, third floor And I promise none of this is a metaphor I just want you to come inside Baby, what's mine is now yours Yours The couch is really comfy, comfy Got some Chips Ahoy if you're hungry, hungry You don't need to love me, love me, love me I'm just so proud of my design (To dim the lights) Do you want the house tour? I could take you to the first, second, third floor (I could take you to the—) And I promise none of this is a metaphor (And I promise none of—) I just want you to come inside (Inside) But never enter through the back door House tour Yeah, I spent a little fortune on the waxed floors We can be a little reckless 'cause it's insured I'm pleasured to be your hot tour guide Baby, what's mine is now yours Come, come on, babe, oh Oh, baby if you come inside, if you come inside, I might let you (Uh, uh) My house is on Pretty Girl Avenue My house was especially built for you Some say it's a place where your dreams come true My house could be your house too So, um (To the first and second, third floor) (And I promise this is not a metaphor) Are you coming in or what?
| Week | Chart Date | Position | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sep 13, 2025 | 27 | 99 |
| 2 | Sep 20, 2025 | 39 | 87 |
| 3 | Sep 27, 2025 | 50 | 76 |
| 4 | Oct 4, 2025 | 71 | 55 |
| 5 | Oct 11, 2025 | 83 | 43 |