We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night

Album

Man's Best Friend

Label

Island Records

Genre

Dance-pop

Composer(s)

Amy Rose Allen;Jack Michael Antonoff;Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter

Entered Chart

Sep 13, 2025

Peak Date

Sep 13, 2025

If you've ever found yourself trapped in the exhausting déjà vu of a relationship that can't quite quit itself, "We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night" will feel unnervingly familiar. Sabrina Carpenter opens with the cheerfully barbed line, "Bulls-–t repeats itself, is that how the saying goes?" - which, while not exactly embroidered-pillow wisdom, sets the tone for the song's loop of quarrel, reconciliation, and repeat. It's as if Sisyphus traded in his boulder for a boyfriend. The chorus cuts straight to the heart of the pattern: affection, apology, sex, and a shaky truce that will last just long enough for the cycle to spin up again. "We had our sex and then we made amends, that's right," Carpenter sings, sounding less romantic than matter-of-fact. Fans immediately tied this song to her year-long relationship with actor Barry Keoghan, a coupling that tabloids often painted as alternately glamorous and stormy. Carpenter also hints at the social theater around them. Called it a false alarm to all of our friends Then we almost broke up again last night This likely nods to the couple's very public social circle, where rumors swirled about breakups or drama, which both would downplay to their friends and the press. Carpenter co-wrote the song with Jack Antonoff and Amy Allen. Antonoff did his usual kitchen-sink trick, handling programming, guitars of multiple string counts, mellotron, piano, drums, bass, and presumably anything else not nailed down in the studio. Bobby Hawk added violin, Amy Allen pitched in background vocals, and Carpenter leaned into production duties. Placed as the fifth track on Carpenter's 2025 album Man's Best Friend, "We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night" acts as a thematic hinge. If "Manchild" is the diagnosis and "Goodbye" the autopsy, then this is the messy middle chapter where the patient keeps insisting they're fine while actively hemorrhaging. Man's Best Friend is, as Carpenter told CBS Mornings, "not for any pearl clutchers," a statement borne out by the abundance of explicit tags on its 12 tracks and its honesty about horniness ("Tears," "House Tour"), heartache ("Nobody's S

Bullshit repeats itself
Is that how the saying goes?
Been here a thousand times
Selective memory though

I hear it in his eyes
He sees it in my tone
Is what it is, and it's predictable

All the "I love you"s and "I'm sorry"s were said
We had our sex, and then we made amends, that's right
Called it a false alarm to all of our friends
Then we almost broke up again last night

We almost got so close

When I reach to pull the plug
I swear, he starts working out
And on the days I'm a little much
That's when I tell him how
Sweet he treats me
And how no other boys compete
I know how it looks, I know how it sounds
'Least we'll give 'em something to talk about

All the "I love you"s and "I'm sorry"s were said
(Sorries were said)
We had our sex, and then we made amends, that's right
Called it a false alarm to all of our friends
Then we almost broke up again last night

You say we're drifting apart
I said, "Yeah, I fucking know"
Big deal, we've been here before, and we'll be here tomorrow
Oh, oh

All the "I love you"s and "I'm sorry"s were said
We had our sex, and then we made amends, that's right
Called it a false alarm to all of our friends
Then we almost broke up again

We almost broke up
We almost broke up again
We almost broke up
We almost broke up again
Gave me his whole heart, and I gave him head, and then
We almost broke up
We almost broke up
Yeah, we almost broke up again