Peak
59
Weeks
11
Score
610
Chart Year
1985
[Intro] I had to leave my condo to come to this Well, I'm back, but this time I'm with my man And these women are putting their hands All over his Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought And I'm much, much unhappy about that I'd hate to come down to their level And become a BW, a basic woman But if they don't stop, it's gonna get scandalous Oh, oh! [Chorus] I've got a meeting in the ladies room (I don't need this) I'll be back real soon (That's what I get for being in the neighborhood) I've got a meeting in the ladies room (Where's my jewelry?) I'll be back real soon (Can we talk?) [Verse 1] I don't know, but I think you better watch your man (Girl, you better watch your man) 'Cause girl, he's doing like nobody else can (All the girls are watching him) If you wanna be sure, you best go powder your nose (Go on and powder your nose) 'Cause you wanna look good when you step on the floor That's why You might also like VENGEANCE | VENGEANCE Denzel Curry Science Niall Horan Fast Car Tracy Chapman [Chorus] I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon [Post-Chorus] Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh Mmm, everybody, sing it like Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh [Verse 2] Stepped through the door, they were standing in line (Took their time) Smoking funny cigarettes and taking their time (Something must be on their minds) Pass me a mirror (Hurry up) 'Cause I ain't got much time (Quick, I got to get right back) Cause there's a hunk of man I done left behind That's why [Chorus] I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon I told my man I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon [Post-Chorus] Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh Everybody, sing it like Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh Don't be a Freak-a-Zoid [Verse 3] Walked on the floor and everybody was jamming They're playing my favorite song, got me singing along Can't turn your back for a minute, somebody's rocking my man And girl, they're doing like nobody else can Watch out, watch out, watch out [Bridge] Excuse me, ladies, this man's with me I don't like to share, you can plainly see He looks good, good enough to eat But believe me, lady, he belongs to me, yeah [Chorus] I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon [Spoken Interlude] Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood Don't, don't, don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood [Chorus] I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room, I'll be back real soon
| Week | Chart Date | Position | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | May 11, 1985 | 89 | 37 |
| 2 | May 18, 1985 | 83 | 43 |
| 3 | May 25, 1985 | 70 | 56 |
| 4 | Jun 1, 1985 | 62 | 64 |
| 5 | Jun 8, 1985 | 60 | 66 |
| 6 | Jun 15, 1985 | 59 | 67 |
| 7 | Jun 22, 1985 | 63 | 63 |
| 8 | Jun 29, 1985 | 68 | 58 |
| 9 | Jul 6, 1985 | 79 | 47 |
| 10 | Jul 13, 1985 | 86 | 40 |
| 11 | Jul 20, 1985 | 99 | 27 |