Peak
2
Weeks
5
Score
810
Chart Year
2025
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"Evil J0rdan" (stylized as "EVIL J0RDAN", also written as "EvilJ0rdan") is a song by American rapper Playboi Carti. It was released through AWGE and Interscope Records as the fourth track from Carti's third studio album, Music, on March 14, 2025. The song was written by Playboi Carti and Jason "J. LBS" Pounds, alongside producers Ojivolta and Cardo, who produced it with Johnny Juliano.
Begging on her knees to be popular First, I go whip out the boat, no, I can't hit on no brakes My life is out of control, I'm tellin' you, nobody safe I've been livin' my life limbo, my ice, it came with a tray I'm so high, I gotta hide my face, this not a rockstar phase I'm a emo thug in my phase Syrup, syrup, syrup, syrup, tell her to go change Monkey nuts on me, baby, I got on two chains Roll another blunt and I might motherfuckin' faint Spin on the block, have a pussy nigga stained I just put on my boots, I ain't worried 'bout no rain Put a nigga down, Channel 2 front page You was just askin' for some change, now you changed? Yeah, I told you, yeah, about that money, shit get strange Fully-loaded Jag, hold up, baby, Jordan paid I put duct tape on my switch, perfect aim They can't put me in no genre, baby, 'cause I changed the game We fuckin' on the same ho, but we not the same Disrespect the 5, I put your ass in the food chain (Swamp Izzo) Bitch keep callin' my phone, she sayin' Ms. Jackson goin' through her brain (Carti) We was just outside dancin', movin' off molly, feelin' insane (He's comin') I fucked the bitch so nasty, we go Sephora, yeah, then we go Pink She not so fuckin' toxic and she care 'bout what I think She's nothin' like no other bitches, she care 'bout what I drink I think she's a fling I think she's a playmaker, she should be on my team She should get her a ring Shit, it can't be me, but she can be on the team Diamonds, they come out the water, my sock, it come with a rink The Wraith came with the chauffeur, the chauffeur ready to take me I am the music
| Week | Chart Date | Position | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mar 29, 2025 | 2 | 124 |
| 2 | Apr 5, 2025 | 27 | 99 |
| 3 | Apr 12, 2025 | 50 | 76 |
| 4 | Apr 19, 2025 | 62 | 64 |
| 5 | Apr 26, 2025 | 87 | 39 |